The House 2017 quotes

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The House quotes

Joe
[gestures to the feminine sunglasses Scott is wearing]

Are those women's sunglasses?

No, they're Italian.

Joe
[gesturing to the thin long cigarette Scott is smoking]

Well, that's a woman's cigarette - that's nice.

No - also Italian. Italian sunglasses, Italian cigarettes.

Joe

Okay. Ciao!

Tommy Papouli

Where's the money?

We just got robbed.

Look, the saves are all empty.

Tommy Papouli

Do you know how many times I see someone point to any empty safe and say we have no money?

A hundred?

Tommy Papouli

It's rhetorical, ****stick.

Tommy Papouli

Shut up. This your daughter?

Where? Who, her?

Tommy Papouli

Right here.

That's such a compliment. This is my wife.

In fact, there's our daughter.

There she is. Hello, daughter.

Hi, honey.

Don't overthink it, just be our daughter.

Come right here.

Rachel

I'm not your daughter, that's your--

[Scott pushes her into a desk and she screams]

Sorry, Rachel!

Tommy Papouli

The ****'s the matter with you?

Tommy Papouli

Shoving a girl like that?

We are strict diciplinarians in our household.

Tommy Papouli

Get out of my way. I know this is your daughter.

Alex Johansen
[takes Alex by the arm]

Mom!

No, no, no!

Tommy Papouli
[Tommy handcuffs himself to her]

Cuff her.

Sweetie.

Alex Johansen

Mom.

Honey.

Wait, no. Take me, not her.

Tommy Papouli

No. No one cares if you die.

Oh, thank god.

Tommy Papouli

Help 'em find the money. Oh, and hey... 300 grand. Or you'll never see your daughter again.

Alex Johansen

Mom! Dad! Help!

Carl Shackler
[raises his crooked middle finger at Scott, Kate, and Frank]

**** you.

Alex Johansen

Help!

Carl Shackler

**** you.

Alex Johansen

Let go of me.

Carl Shackler
[Carl shows his crooked middle finger to Frank]

Remember me, mother****er?

Wow, that looks great.

Carl Shackler
[Tommy points his revolver at him]

Hey, dick****. You're not gonna like Tommy. He doesn't cut off fingers, he cuts off heads.

Tommy Papouli

Shut up.

Are you guys familiar with the cliché, "It's a cliché because it's true? Well, that cliché about clichés being true has never been more true than right now with the cliché, the house always wins."