A scene from Horton Hears a Who! 2008
Mayor Ned McDodd

Heey, JoJo. Wooooow, lotta liquid. Loottta liquid. Just the person I wanted to see. Yeah, I realize that we have not been seeing eye-to-eye lately, and most of it is my fault. It's true. You know what I've been trying to do? I've been trying to impose my vision of your future on you. Let me make this perfectly clear. JoJo... you can be whatever kind of Mayor you wanna be. Hands on, strong and silent, outspoken, it's up to you. Well, good. I feel so much better. I am expecting big things from you, young man. Big things! Alright. Good night. Good stop! Good talk.

Narrator

Then, JoJo snuck out, feeling lonely and sad,
and tragically misunderstood by his Dad. And where was he going at such a late hour?
Up to Whoville's abandoned star study tower.
A place where the boy felt contented and free.
A place he could be what he wanted to be
(JoJo enters the abandoned observatory) And what was inside there, I'd say if I could. But up above, the Kangaroo was up to no good.

Rudy Kangaroo
(?)

Can I come out now, Mom?

Sour Kangaroo

No, Rudy. Stay in your room.

Rudy Kangaroo

But Mom...

Sour Kangaroo

Stay inside. ahem... Mr. Vladikoff? (gets jumpscared by vulture-like monster and yelps.)

Vlad Vladikoff

Eating. Go.

Sour Kangaroo

Yes, I realize you're busy. But I need your help. It's Horton. He's become obsessed with a clover. And he actually thinks there are little people on it. I want that clover destroyed!

Vlad Vladikoff

Sure, what a big deal this is… for you, bro.

Sour Kangaroo

I'd do it myself, but being a lady, I prefer not getting my hands dirty. But I hear you have no problem with that.

Vlad Vladikoff

No. No problem. Easy peasy. But... I will only do this for a price. In exchange for a brand new pair of- No... this. Little Kangaroo.

Rudy Kangaroo

Mom?!

Sour Kangaroo

Quiet, Rudy. Mommy's thinking it over. (to Vlad) Huh... well thaaanks, but on second thought, I think I'm going to have the Wickersham Brothers take care of this for me.

Vlad Vladikoff

Yeah, of course, Wickersham. I mean they're-they're classy operation, y'know they did- WAIT, NO! YOU CAN'T GO WITH WICKERSHAM!

Sour Kangaroo

No no, no no, the Wickershams would be perfect for this job.

Vlad Vladikoff

But... they're monkeys! Is not scary!

Sour Kangaroo

Uhh, thanks anyway. Maybe next time.

Vlad Vladikoff

Wait! Here is what I will do to precious clover. I will take it, I will crush it… …And I will devour it. (He begins to choke on a bone he swallowed) Bigger than it look! One second! (retch) Holy moly! (He manages to cough it up and pull it out.) Then I will regurgitate it… …And then, I will devour it second time! So… two times devoured!

Sour Kangaroo

Sounds nice... But I think I'll talk to the Wickershams.

Vlad Vladikoff

Here is best part. I do all... (mispronounced) g-g-gratis. That's free, bro. What do you think? (He nods excitedly, knowing he wants the deal)

Sour Kangaroo

Deal.

Vlad Vladikoff

YES! SCORE! Thanking you! You won't regret! (He flies away laughing, forgetting to flap and falls for a moment, before getting back up with a cackle.)
(Back to Horton as he is sleeping alone with the clover and he feels cold so he warm himself. Fade to black.)

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