[Mrs. Calloway saves Maggie from drowning during the flash flood and drags her to a nearby rock on the shore]
No! Come on, girls, we can't give up!
Mrs. Calloway Maggie, that's enough. The minute this lets up, we're heading straight home to Patch of Heaven.
But what about catching Slim and collecting the reward?
C Mrs. Calloway
We never had a prayer of catching Slim in the first place. This whole ridiculous plan is just so you can get revenge on those cattle rustlers.
Hey! For your information, duchess, this whole ridiculous plan is about us saving our farm.
C Mrs. Calloway
Huh. Our farm might've had a fighting chance until you came along.
What's that supposed to mean?!
C Mrs. Calloway
Strutting around with your vulgar show-cow behavior.
Look, I was just having...
C Mrs. Calloway
Wasting our time on your foolish plans. Through the years, Patch of Heaven has survived every hardship that nature can dish out, but you, Maggie, are the biggest catastrophe to ever hit our farm.
Well, if that's the way you feel about it, maybe we should just go our separate ways.
C Mrs. Calloway
Now, that's the first good idea you've ever had.
C Mrs. Calloway
Fine! [Sits down as Grace looks sadly at the two of them]
Yeah. Fine. It's not like your farm was ever gonna feel like home to me anyways.
C Mrs. Calloway
[Fade in to the next morning where the flood wears off and Maggie and Mrs. Calloway are still sleeping. As she is still sleeping, Maggie eats the flower on Mrs. Calloway's hat as she wakes up]
Maggie. Maggie. Maggie. Wake up.
[wakes up suddenly]
Check, please! [looks at Mrs. Calloway who gives her a glare as she is still holding her hat, puts it back in her head and tries to make her smile, but no avail] It tasted a lot better in my sleep.
C Mrs. Calloway
Well, I suppose you'll be off now.
C Mrs. Calloway
Where will you go?
Oh, probably check out the Grand Canyon. See Utah before I die.
C Mrs. Calloway
Wait a minute. Where's Grace?
Hi, there. Boy, am I glad you guys are up. Hey, come look at this.
C Mrs. Calloway
[They go behind the rock to see green plants]
What on earth? Where did all this come from?
[as she's eating the plants]
Hey, it's green, it's leafy, and it's free. Shut up and eat.
LJ Lucky Jack
Good morning, ladies. [He sets up a wheel as a table] I see you're already tucked into your appetizer. Never knew a pretty lady that didn't have an appetite.
C Mrs. Calloway
Oh, now, see here, you ruffian...
He's not a ruffian, Mrs. Calloway. He's a genuine desert shaman, our very own wise man.
LJ Lucky Jack
[after he sets a campfire with his peg-leg]
Shaman, chef, chief cook, and bottle washer. I'm a jackrabbit of all trades and at your service. Folks around these parts call me Lucky Jack. Yep, they used to come from miles around just to get one rub of my lucky rabbit's foot. [notices his peg-leg is on fire] Whoo! Dagnabit! [tries to blow to put out the fire, but finally puts out the fire with his mouth] This happens all the time. Now, where was I? Ah. [Presents the cows with a dead scorpion] Voila! Now let me just get this on the fire and it'll be ready directly.
[He cuts up the scorpion with a knife and fork, tosses the parts up in the air and grabs them with his ears, but the tail part ends up stinging his eye]
Look, we don't eat meat. It's kind of like a professional courtesy.
C Mrs. Calloway
Perhaps we'll dine with you some other time. You see, Grace and I are returning to our farm to say our last good-byes.
LJ Lucky Jack
Well, I can sympathize there, sister, I truly can. Until recently, I, too, had a home. Echo Mine it was called. Us jackrabbits lived there for generation after generation. 'Till some land-grabbing bandit moved in and flushed us out like yesterday's oatmeal.
C Mrs. Calloway
Ahem. Excuse us. My good fellow, we must be on our way.
LJ Lucky Jack
Wait! There he is! [points to a wanted poster of Alameda Slim on a cactus, runs towards it and hits the poster on the cactus with his foot, which causes his foot pain]
Slim! You mean this no-good varmint is hiding out in Echo Mine right now?
LJ Lucky Jack
Without a doubt.
C Mrs. Calloway
Maggie, what are you thinking?
Look, I got a score to settle with that rhinestone fat boy and nothing to lose.
But it'll be dangerous going after Slim all by yourself.
That's not all you got, Maggie. You got us.
C Mrs. Calloway
Oh, no. No, no, no. No. We are sticking to our plan and going home. [grabs Grace by the collar with her tail and are about to leave]
Hold on, you two. As strange as this sounds, Grace is actually making sense.
You want the money and I want to get even with Slim. The three of us go together, and we're sure to get him. Once you collect the reward, I'll walk out your front gate and I'll stay out of it forever. Deal?
C Mrs. Calloway
Your powers of persuasion are uncanny. Deal.
LJ Lucky Jack
Ha! Bovine bounty hunters! Now I've seen everything. Let's get moving, ladies. Time for an underground smackdown. Yee-haw!
[The cows and Lucky Jack finally arrived at Echo Mine]
Lucky Jack, you did it! We're here!
C Mrs. Calloway
Well, I take my hat off to you, Jack. But you've got us here in one piece.
LJ Lucky Jack
Well, seein' is believin'.
And I don't believe what I see. [sees Buck talking to Junior, who is guarding the entrance]
C Mrs. Calloway
Oh, it's Buck!
Stallion of the Cim-moron.
[talking to Junior]
I'm supposed to be here just in case one of the horses get tired.
Look, friend, you don't understand my situation.
No, you don't understand, so I'll say it again. The only critters that get by me are cows. Cows only.
Oh, come on! Look, cut me a break. [Hears one of the cows moo] Now what? [sees Grace coming towards Junior] Aww, what are you doing here?
Sorry we're late. We got separated from the herd.
[letting the cows through the entrance]
Right this way, little lady. Tell 'em Junior sent you.
LJ Lucky Jack
[to Buck]
Howdy, partner!
C Mrs. Calloway
Oh! Cheeky devil.
[to Buck]
Excuse me, reject. Coming through. [smacks his face with her tail as Junior blocks the entrance]
Hey, what gives?! How come they got to go through?
What?! But what about the rabbit?
Well, obviously, he was with the cows.
Ha! I'm with the cows, too! Yeah! [to the cows who are walking though the tunnel] Hey! Hey, cows! W-wait up! You got to tell this guy you know me! See, Junior, we're old friends! Come on, Margie! Uh, Gretchen! Miss, uh... uh, Hat Cow! Come on, it's your old pal Buck, see?
Buck... Buck... Oh, Buck! Nah, doesn't ring a bell. [continues walking]
No, no, no, wait! Hey, come back! No! Hang on... hang on a second. [to Junior] Heh heh heh. They're just kidding. You see, if you could... Oh, hey! Hey! [Junior throws him up in the air] Hey, cows! Cows! Oof! [he lands]
Heh heh. [sees Rico with Patrick on top of the mine] Rico. [laughs] I gotta go, but let's throw on the old feedbag sometime. [turns around and leaves] Stay cool. Ha ha ha! It's hero time.
SS Sheriff Sam Brown
Alameda Slim, you're under arrest! [Slim muffled "Let go or get us killed!"]
Nobody messes with pearls, girls. [to Buck]
