Scenes with Vera
4 scenes
Robbers were trying to rip off your house!
So you chose to trash it?
No, I was trying to protect it!
V Vera
Marv, I gotta pee.
Vera, you can pee next week.
[Vera and Marv enter Kevin's room, which appears deserted] [whispering]
I think there's somebody here.
V Vera
[yells]
Anybody in here?
[Kevin is trapped in the basement with Mr. Prescott]
I don't understand. If they were so mean to you how come you never quit working for them?
I know you are young and that is the most obvious solution, but jobs are not always easy to find.
D Dad
Just because you grow up on the outside doesn't mean you want to stop having fun enjoying life.
I know all about the inner child dad.
That's why old guys drive sports cars.
But the trouble with sports cars, there's no room for anybody else maybe one other person max. But if you want to take a real road trip luggage and all you don’t even have room for a friend I mean there cool and fast and all but who wants to be in a nice car when you're alone all.
V Vera
Marv, are you in there?!
V Vera
Well, okay. I was just trying to--
R Radio
Shut up, you moron.
V Vera
Hey, I'm no moron, you jerk!?
R Radio
Shut up, you bag!
V Vera
What's wrong with YOU?! I'm no bag! And you know what? You ain't no genius!
V Vera
No, don't "Vera, honey" me!
V Vera
You're not even as smart as this kid, who, in case you hadn't noticed, is totally kicking our butts! Well, from now on, I am my own boss!
Marv! Forget about her! Get the kid! I'll be outta here in a few minutes.
Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.
Yeah, on Thursdays, you get Salisbury steak.
V Vera
Yeah, I know about prison. That's where I met you.
V Vera
Hey, don't touch me!
Peter, what's he done now?!
Well, he saved the day, that's what. You should be thanking him.
Molly?! What in the world is going on?!
D Detective
It seems that they were gonna kidnap the prince. Best we can gather, she's the boss.
[shocked]
She's MY maid! I'm HER boss!
Well, looks like you're gonna have to find a new maid.
And a new butler, I'm afraid. I resign.
Because as a wise young man once said, "Life's too short."
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