Tied for 7th most-quoted character in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012): in 4 of its 54 quotes
Most scenes with: Bofur (2)
Who would be so bold as to come armed into my kingdom? Spies? Thieves? Assassins?!
Dwarves, your Malevolence.
Dwarves?
We found them on the front porch.
Well, don't just stand there, search them! Every crack, every crevice!
[the Goblins search the dwarves, including squashing Oin's ear trumpet]
It is my belief, your great protuberance, that they are in league with Elves!
"Made in Rivendell". Bah! Second Age, couldn't give it away. [tosses it aside]
Just a couple of keepsakes.
What are you doing in these parts?
Don't worry, lads. I'll handle this.
No tricks! I want the truth! Warts and all.
You're going to have to speak up. Your boys have flattened my trumpet.
Great Goblin [angry, heading towards them] I'll flatten more than your trumpet!
It's more information you want, I'm the one you should speak to! [Great Goblin looks at Bofur] We were on the road. Well, it's not so much of a road as path. Actually, it's not even that come to think of it- it's more like a track. Anyway, the point is we were on this road, like a path, like a track, and then we weren't. Which is a problem, because we were supposed to be in Dunland last Tuesday.
Visiting distant relations.
Some inbreds on me mother's side.
Shut UP!!! If they will not talk, we'll make them squawk! Bring out the Mangler! Bring out the Bone-Breaker! [points at Ori] Start with the youngest!
WAIT! [steps forward]
Well, well, well! Look who it is. Thorin, son of Thráin, son of Thrór! King Under the Mountain. [bows mockingly] Oh! But I'm forgetting, you don't have a mountain, and you're not a king. Which makes you... nobody, really. I know someone who will pay a pretty price for your head. Just a head, nothing attached. Perhaps you know of whom I speak. An old enemy of yours. A Pale Orc astride a White Warg.
Azog the Defiler was destroyed. He was slain in battle long ago!
So you think his defiling days are done, do you? [chuckles, then turns to his scribe] Send word to the Pale Orc. Tell him I have found his prize.
You thought you could escape me! [swings his club at Gandalf that pushes him back] What are you gonna do now, wizard?
That'll do it.
Well, that could have been worse. [the dead body of the Great Goblin lands on top of them]
You've got to be joking!
