A scene from Hitch 2005
Hitch

[about Albert]

That man would've sold his soul to make you happy!

Allegra

So what does that make you? The Devil?

Hitch

My job is not to deceive, Miss Cole. It's to create opportunities.

Allegra

Like the boardroom.

Hitch

Would you have noticed him otherwise?

Allegra

Yes!

Hitch

Really?

Allegra

Eventually... maybe... how did you know all that stuff about me? Well, you really did your homework... like at boarding school, how everyone would tease me because I couldn't whistle, and telling him to dance like a buffoon knowing I can't dance either, then telling him to drop mustard on his shirt so I'd feel like less of a dork... that was all you... right?

Hitch

No... hell, no!

Allegra

That was him?

Hitch

That's got Albert written all over it.

Allegra

Did you put him up to the inhaler?

Hitch

Stop it... he did not show you that?

Allegra

He chucked it right before he kissed me.

Hitch

So wait... that... that stuff worked for you?

Allegra

It was adorable... what did you do?

Hitch

Nothing... Absolutely nothing.

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