A scene from Hitch 2005
Sara

Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy, Vance?

Hitch

...Wow, I don't believe this... That's your source?

Sara

You buried yourself, Alex.

Hitch

Then you weren't listening.

Sara

I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...

Hitch

... Into getting out of their own way so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance.

Speed Dating Host

Ok...

Hitch

No, no, I want -— [gestures at speed-dating scene] I want everybody to take a look at this right now! Because this — this right here — this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!

Speed Dating Host

Sir, let's go. Now.

Hitch

[while leaving]

And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job! Had a job.

Sara

[to Casey, scoffing]

Can you believe that guy?

Casey

[serious]

Actually... I do.

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