Sara
Why don't you go hit a titty bar with your buddy, Vance?
Hitch
...Wow, I don't believe this... That's your source?
Sara
You buried yourself, Alex.
Hitch
Then you weren't listening.
Sara
I heard every word. You're a scam artist. You trick women into getting...
Hitch
... Into getting out of their own way so great guys like Albert Brennaman have a fighting chance.
Speed Dating Host
Ok...
Hitch
No, no, I want -— [gestures at speed-dating scene] I want everybody to take a look at this right now! Because this — this right here — this is exactly why falling in love is so goddamn hard!
Speed Dating Host
Sir, let's go. Now.
Hitch
[while leaving]
And Vance Munson is a pig! And I refused to work with him. You need to get your facts right. It's because of jerks like him that I even have a job! Had a job.
Casey
[serious]
Actually... I do.


