Herbie Rides Again (1974) · 31 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Herbie Rides Again (1974): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Secretary (2)
I'm sorry, Mr. Hawk. I called the motel, but they said your nephew checked out.
Alonzo Hawk What do you mean he's checked out? When? Where? Who told him he could check out? How dare he disappear when he knows I'm worried sick? I'll tear his chicken-livered gizzard to pieces! I'll stomp him silly! I'll take this letter knife, and I'll stab that kid right in his ungrateful breastbone! You know me Millicent, normally I'm a kindly, fun-loving fellow! But when I get crossed...I go bananas.
Alonzo Hawk Who're these clowns?
They're your new layers, Mr. Hawk. You fired the others yesterday.
Alonzo Hawk Okay, fellas, now I want to tear down the Steinmetz firehouse. Okay?
Just a moment. Mr. Hawk. Do you have the necessary permit?
Alonzo Hawk Of course I don't have a permit! I don't even own the land yet!
Sorry, Mr. Hawk. Such an action would only jeopardize your entire legal standing of your new building. We can't permit...
Alonzo Hawk Will you get outta here? I didn't hire you to tell me what I can't do, I hired you to tell me how I could do it! GOOOOOO!
Don't worry, Uncle! Everything's under control.
Alonzo Hawk That's just dandy! [Tosses an ashtray towards Willoughby but accidentally hits Herbie instead, who immediately starts revving up]
Now you've done it, Mr. Hawk! You've made Herbie very angry!
Loostgarten 343 Oleander Heights, did you say?
Alonzo Hawk Of course it is, idiot! I know it like I know my own address! [hangs up; beat.] Wait a minute;–– it is my own address!
