Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) · 51 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008): in 7 of its 51 quotes
Most scenes with: Hellboy (5), Krauss (5), Prince Nuada (2)
And what about, what about this guy? Walking around with a toilet seat on his head.
Abe It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus!
Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal. [Laughs at television]
Abe Oh, you think that's our problem? Transportation? Hah.
Abe I like him.
To wage his war, my brother needs this. [Holding the crown piece and cylinder] The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.
The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide–
Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us–
No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.
Abe The lady is in dire danger.
I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien?
Abe Most emphatically, yes.
Even so– I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.
You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that–
She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?
Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world, and you still believe you belong?
Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.
Abe Oh, hello, Red. Well, you're up late.
What are you listening to?
Abe Oh, uh, Vivaldi. Il cimento dell'armonia. I particularly like the last–
Hey, hey. What's that? [Referring to the item in Abe's hand]
Abe Um, just a remote. [Hellboy gestures at the hand behind Abe's back] Oh, uh– [Reveals a CD] this? Yes, um–
–"Popular Love Songs." Wh–? [takes a moment to realize] Oh, Abe. You fell for the Princess?
Abe She's– she's like me. A creature from another world.
You need to get out more.
Abe She's alone in the world. I wanna help her. I need to care for her.
You're in love. Have a beer.
Abe Oh, my body's a temple.
Well, now it's an amusement park.
Abe No, no, no. The glandular balance of–
Just shut up and drink it, would you? [Abe sighs and takes the beer] What track?
Abe Eight.
"Can't– Smile– Without You."
Abe I know.
Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too.
Abe Well, see, I love this song. And I can't smile– or cry. I think I have no tear ducts. [Presses a button on the remote and "Can't Smile Without You" begins to play on the stereo]
I wish Father were here. He'd know what to tell you– us.
You know I can't smile without you.
Abe I can't smile without you. I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything.
You see, I feel sad when you're sad.
Woooo.
I feel glad when you're glad. If you only knew what I'm going through, I just can't smile without you. You came along, just like a song. And brightened my day. Who'd have believed that you were part of a dream?
Abe We need to leave now, before they run our clearance upstairs.
Guten Abend, meine Freunde. (Translation: "Good evening, my friends.") Do you have authorization to take that plane?
On the contrary, I've been giving it some thought, and we should be able to save Agent Hellboy.
You say I'm not human anymore, but you are wrong.
I understand you pain all too well. A long time ago, I lost the woman I loved. And that was, in fact, the source of my present misfortune.
I will tell you about it one day. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours. Consider this, the prince lacks the crown piece, and without it, his army poses no threat.
So we have clearance, then?
Agent Sherman, Liz, screw ze clearance! We will take zat plane!
[Liz smiles.]
You're here. So, I assume you brought the remaining piece.
No, we didn't, but we should discuss–
I'm not addressing you, Tin Man. Abraham.
Abe?
As I promised, so.
Abe You would do the exact same for Liz.
Agent Sapien, NO!
[Abe throws the crest to Prince Nuada. Prince Nuada catches it.]
What's going on? What's going on?
I quit. [Hands over his belt and weapons]
What? Are you serious?
Looks that way doesn't it? [Gives Manning her belt and weapon]
What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.
Abe Watch us.
On second thought– [Takes his massive 'Samaritan' revolver] –I think I'll keep this.
Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.
Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker! [Leaves with the others]
