Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002): in 6 of its 83 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry Potter (5), Ron Weasley (4), Hermione (4)
Look, Hagarid is our friend, so why don't we just go and ask him?
That will be a cheerful visit. "Hello Hagrid. Tell us, have you sent anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
Hagrid Mad and hairy? Yer are not talkin' about me are ye?
Hermione Ron Harry No!
Hagrid Hello, Hermione!
It's so good to see you.
It's great to see you, too.
What did you do to your glasses? [takes out her wand] Oculus Reparo. [fixes the lenses]
I definitely need to remember that one.
Hagrid Nothin' ta do until it stops, I'm afraid. Who was Ron tryna curse, anyway?
Malfoy. He called Hermione a- well, I'm not quite sure what it means.
Hagrid He did not...!
What's a Mudblood?
It means "dirty blood". Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is Muggle-born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.
Hagrid See, the thing is, Harry, there's some wizards, like the Malfoy family, who think they're better'n everyone else because they're what people call "pure-blood".
Hagrid An' it's codswallop to boot. "Dirty blood"! Why, there isn't a wizard alive today that's not half-blood or less. More to the point, they've yet t' think of a spell that our Hermione can't do. [to a tearful Hermione] Come here. [takes her hand kindly] Don't you think on it, Hermione. Don't you think on it for one minute... eh? [Hermione smiles]
It was Hagrid. Hagrid opened the Chamber of Secrets fifty years ago.
It can't be Hagrid. It just... can't be.
We don't even know this Tom Riddle. He sounds like a dirty rotten snitch to me.
The monster had killed somebody, Ron. What would any of us have done?
Look, Hagrid is our friend, so why don't we just go and ask him?
That will be a cheerful visit. "Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you sent anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
Hagrid Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?
Hagrid Oh, it's, uh, flesh-eatin’ slug repellent. For the mandrakes, y’know. Now, according to Professor Sprout, they’ve still got a bit of growin’ up to do. But, once their acne’s been cleared up, we’ll be able to chop ‘em up and stew ‘em, and then we’ll get those people down at the hospital un-Petrified. In the meantime, though, you three... had best be lookin’ after yerselves, all right? [turns and walks back where he came from; Neville starts running from in the direction Hagrid’s going] Hello, Neville.
Harry, I don't know who did it, but you'd better come! Come on!
Hagrid Who's there? [kicks the door open and points the crossbow outside] Hello? Hello?
Hagrid Oh, nothing. I was expecting. It doesn't matter. Come on in. I just made a pot of tea.
Hagrid, are you okay?
Hagrid I'm fine. I'm alright.
Did you hear about Hermione?
Hagrid Oh, yeah. I heard about that, alright.
Look, we have to ask you something. Do you know who's opened the Chamber of Secrets?
Hagrid What you have to understand about that is-- [there is a knock at the door, and Fang barks] Quick, under the cloak. Don't say a word and be quiet, both of you. [Harry and Ron go over to a corner and hide under the cloak; Hagrid opens the door to see Dumbledore standing there with another man] Oh! Professor Dumbledore, sir.
Good evening, Hagrid. I wonder, could we...?
Hagrid Of course, come in, come in.
Bad business, Hagrid, very bad business. Had to come. Three attacks on Muggle-borns– things have gone far enough. The Ministry's got to act.
Hagrid But I never... well, you know I never...! Professor!
I want it understood, Cornelius, that Hagrid has my full confidence.
Albus, look, Hagrid's record is against him. I've got to take him.
Hagrid Take me? Take me where?! Not Azkaban Prison?!
I'm afraid we have no choice, Hagrid.
Already here, Fudge? Good. [steps inside; Fang is heard growling]
Hagrid What are you doing here? Get out of my house!
Believe me, I take absolutely no pleasure being inside your... [looks around, coming close to the spot where Harry and Ron are hiding] You call this a house? Hm! [turns to Dumbledore] No, I simply called up the school and was told the headmaster was here.
And what exactly is it that you want with me?
The other governors and I have decided it's time for you to step aside. [holds up a roll of parchment] This is an order of suspension. You'll find all twelve signatures on it. I'm afraid we feel you've rather... lost your touch. And what with all these attacks, there'll be no Muggle-borns left at Hogwarts. [with thinly veiled sarcasm] I can only imagine what an awful loss that would be to the school.
Hagrid You can't take Professor Dumbledore away! Take him away and the Muggle-borns won't stand a chance! You mark my words, there'll be killings next!
You think so?
Calm yourself, Hagrid. If the governors desire my removal, I will, of course, step aside. [walks up to Lucius] However... you will find that help will always be given at Hogwarts, to those who ask for it. [looks straight at Harry and Ron behind Lucius, letting them know that he can see them]
Admirable sentiments. Shall we? [prepares to leave; Dumbledore gives Harry and Ron another meaningful look before following him out] Fudge.
Come, Hagrid. Well?
Hagrid If, um... If anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders. Yep, that would lead 'em right. That's all I have to say. Oh, and someone will need to feed Fang while I'm away. [leaves]
Good boy. [leaves]
Hagrid's right. With Dumbledore gone, there'll be an attack a day.
Look. [Sees a trail of spiders on Hagrid's window] Come on. [Grabs a lantern] Come on, Fang. [They all go out] Come on.
You heard what Hagrid said. "Follow the spiders."
They're heading to the Dark Forest! [Harry ignores him, starts to walk into the forest] Why spiders?! Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?! [He follows Harry into the Forbidden Forest]
Before we begin our feast, let us applaud Professor Sprout and Madame Pomfrey whose Mandrake Juice has been successfully administered to all those who had been petrified. [everyone praises Madame Pomfrey and Professor Sprout, sans Malfoy and his gang, and most of the Slytherins; Malfoy scowls bitterly] Also, in light of recent events, as a school treat...all exams have been cancelled!
Hagrid Sorry I'm late. The owl that delivered my release papers got all lost and confused. Some ruddy bird called Errol. [Ron has a look of embarrassment on his face; pause] I just want to say... that if it wasn't for you, Harry... you and Ron... and Hermione a’course...Well, I'd still be – you-know-where, so...I'd just like to say...thanks!
There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.
[Everyone in the Great Hall celebrates, except Snape and a number of Slytherins. Crabbe tries to stand but Malfoy grabs him by the tie and pulls him down; Harry, Ron, and Hermione smile at each other as they join the celebration. Meanwhile, the camera moves back through a glass window and shows Hogwarts at night before the screen fades to black]
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Daniel Radcliffe
Ron Weasley
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Hermione
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Lucius Malfoy
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Albus Dumbledore
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Tom Marvolo Riddle
Christian Coulson
Draco Malfoy
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Dobby
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Ginny Weasley
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