A character in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Moaning Myrtle quotes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Shirley Henderson

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002): in 4 of its 83 quotes
Most scenes with: Harry Potter (2)

A line from Moaning Myrtle [swoops down towards Ron from the window she was sitting in]

SURE! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! [punches her fist through Ron's stomach] Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD! [punches through his head]

Scenes with Moaning Myrtle

3 scenes
Mrs Weasley via Howler

RONALD WEASLEY!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!!! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!!! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!! Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud.

Moaning Myrtle

I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me, who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping Moaning Myrtle?

Moaning Myrtle

Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.

Uh...thanks, Myrtle.

[Harry and Ron return to the girls' bathroom after the Polyjuice Potion wears off]

Hermione, come out. We've got loads to tell you.

[still inside her cubicle]

Go away!

Myrtle

Oh, wait till you see. It's awful! [titters]

[as Harry and Ron open the door]

Do you remember me telling you that the Polyjuice Potion was only for human transformations? It was cat hair I plucked off Millicent Bulstrode's robes. [turns around to Harry and Ron, with a cat's face and tail] Look at my face.

Ron

Look at your tail.

Ron
[A few days later…]

Have you spoken to Hermione?

She should be out of the hospital in a few days… when she stops coughing up fur balls.

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