Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle quotes

72 total quotes

Freakshow
Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Mean Tollbooth Guy
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View Quote [in dream, spits at a bag of marijuana] Bitch! Learn how to ****in' make coffee, you ****ing whore!

View Quote So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.

View Quote Harold: [riding a cheetah] Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?
Kumar: Both.

View Quote Officer Palumbo: What kind of name is that anyhow? Kumar? What is that five o's or two u's?
Kumar: No, it's actually one "u".
Officer Palumbo: Yeah, bullshit.

View Quote J.D.: Billy boy! Get your ass ready. It's almost 5:00 and this bad boy needs to get his drink on. No, no, no. Give me that.
Billy Carver: Don't.
J.D.: I'm gonna burn it once and for all.
Billy Carver: Stop it.

View Quote Hey, move your ass!

View Quote Harold: Are those my scissors?! Dude, I trim my noise hair with those.
Kumar: Dude, I have been cutting my ass hair with them for the past six months.

View Quote She touch your penis?

View Quote Harold: Dude, we're so high right now!
Kumar: We're not low!

View Quote Harold: I am so hungry. I'm gonna eat, like, 20 of those burgers, man.
Kumar: Dude, ****in' I will see your 20 burgers and raise you 5 orders of fries.

View Quote Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, that was so not extreme!
Cole: I know, Extreme Sports Punk Number One.

View Quote Thank you, come again.

View Quote [to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet] Sure got a lotta baggage.

View Quote Harold: Dude, where's my car?
Kumar: Where's his car, dude?

View Quote Kumar: So where you going to go now, Neil?
Neil Patrick Harris: [puts on sunglasses] Wherever God takes me!