Happy Gilmore Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say? Happy Gilmore You son of a bitch ball! Why don't you just go home?! That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass, ball! Happy Gilmore That son of a bitch. Give me my ball, give it here! Cough it up, you dirty bastard. I swear I'm gonna--give the ball, alligator. Hey, you've got one eye! Chubbs. You took his hand!