“That son of a bitch. Give me my ball, give it here! Cough it up, you...” – Happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore ... Movie Quotes Database

[to alligator that has eaten his ball]

That son of a bitch. Give me my ball, give it here! Cough it up, you dirty bastard. I swear I'm gonna--give the ball, alligator. Hey, you've got one eye! Chubbs. You took his hand!

More from Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore Uh, you know that "Mista, Mista" lady? Well, I think I just killed her. Happy Gilmore I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive. Happy Gilmore I hate that clown. [Happy succeeds in getting the ball in the clown's mouth] Yeah! [clown head spits ball back out and starts laughing again] You're gonna die, clown! [Happy proceeds to break off the clown's nose with his putter] You think that's funny?! I don't hear you laughing now!