I am not hiding you. I am hiding me.
Abby
Kristen Stewart · 18 quotes
Harper
Mackenzie Davis · 13 quotes
Jane
Mary Holland · 9 quotes
John
Dan Levy · 9 quotes
Sloane
Alison Brie · 7 quotes
Ted
Victor Garber · 4 quotes
Tipper
Mary Steenburgen · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Abby & Harper (7), Abby & John (2), Abby & Sloane (2)
Happiest Season quotes
Page 3 of 4I don't know about you, but I am single and I am ready to mingle.
I had night terrors. They put me down here so I wouldn't wake everyone up.
I have a way with routers.
I know this is very old-fashioned, but I am probably gonna ask her dad for his blessing and propose to her on Christmas morning.
I love you, girls. And I'm sorry for making you think that anything could ever get in the way of that. I want to do better, and it will take time, but all I want for you is to find the same joy and happiness that you have given me, no matter where it comes from.
I started an Instagram feed for your father to give voters a peek behind the curtain. Your mother's going viral!
I track everybody. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
Isn't this the best time of the year? I mean, really.
Let me know if you guys need any more room. I can make myself real small.
Shut up, Jane!
Sloane wasn't lying! I'm gay. And I am in love with Abby. I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner, but I know how much appearances and reputation matter to you. And me being gay didn't fit into the plan. But I let myself hurt Riley because I was so scared that you'd find out I wasn't who you wanted me to be, and I still regret it. I can't do that to Abby and throw away our life together. So I am done being scared, and I am done keeping secrets.
So her parents think that their straight daughter brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas?
Thank you for trying to get me to like Christmas. I love that you love it. I'm just so content taking care of other people's pets when they're away for the holiday.
The money doesn't matter. When I sell my book, I'll take care of all of us.