A scene from Grumpy Old Men 1993

John is worried about having safe sex.

John

See, these days, they say you have to do...safe sex.

Ariel

John, when was the last time you made love?

John

October 4th....1978.

Ariel

Oh, I think we're safe.....
Snyder and Max Goldman while John is in the hospital:
Snyder': Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman.
Max':Hey, Snyder! Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?" (Laughs)

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