John and Max cleaning the snow off their cars
You know what Jacob said. Jacob said that old Billy Henchel was killed in a car crash. Head on collision with a freight truck. Cleared his car straight over the bridge into the Mississippi.
Lucky bastard.
You bet.
Hey, how is he anyway?
Hes Dead! Died on impact!
Jacob, moron. Jacob!
John tells his father that Ariel moved in.
Did you hear, someone moved into the old Klickner place? A woman.
Grandpa A woman?
Yeah.
Grandpa Did you mount her?
Ohhh, Dad!
Grandpa Well the woman, does she have big thighs?
No!
Grandpa No?! Then what's the problem? If I was a young fella like you, I'd be mounting every woman in Wabasha. (Grabs the six pack of beer out of his son's hands). Keep the change!
Morning, dickhead.
Hello, moron.
Hey dickhead, win the lottery?
Enjoy your shower, smartass?
John and Max asking Chuck about his visit to Ariel.
Your old pal failed you, huh Chuck?
Ohhhh, couldn't rise to the occasion?
Yes, the spirit was willing...
Yeah, but the flesh was, uh....
Weak! Weak!
John is worried about having safe sex.
See, these days, they say you have to do...safe sex.
Ariel John, when was the last time you made love?
October 4th....1978.
Ariel Oh, I think we're safe.....
Snyder and Max Goldman while John is in the hospital:
Snyder': Beautiful day, Mr. Goldman.
Max':Hey, Snyder! Why don't you do the world a favor and take your lower lip and pull it over your head and swallow?" (Laughs)
Various takes of Grandpa and John watching Chuck visit John's new neighbor Ariel.
Grandpa Looks like Chuck's slipping her the old salami
Grandpa Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town!
Grandpa Looks like Chuck's going put the hot dog in the bun!
Grandpa Looks like Chuck's going for a ride on the wild baloney pony!
Grandpa Looks like Chuck's a tom cat on the prowl - meow!
Grandpa Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!
Grandpa Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uninterruptus!
Grandpa Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!
