“If it isn't Captain Clip-on! Guess who almost filed for unemployment...” – Gerald, Gremlins ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Gremlins 1984

Gerald

If it isn't Captain Clip-on! Guess who almost filed for unemployment today?

Billy

I give up.

Gerald

You! But Mr. Corben had other ideas. He gets so sentimental around the holidays. I would've fired you in a heartbeat.

Billy

And a merry Christmas to you too. Excuse me, Mr. Jones.

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Billy Peltzer Zach Galligan More Billy quotes →

Gerald Judge Reinhold

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