“Here's a little riddle for you. What's the difference between the...” – Adrian Cronauer, Good Morning, Vietnam ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Good Morning, Vietnam 1987

Adrian Cronauer Robin Williams

Here's a little riddle for you. What's the difference between the army and the Cub Scouts? [Imitates buzzer] Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!

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