“I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is...” – Adrian Cronauer, Good Morning, Vietnam ... Movie Quotes Database

[as Walter Cronkite]

I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon roundup.

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