Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes

Dexter
Ed
Kurt
Mr. Wheat
Other

View Quote Kurt: Hey check it, boys. Right back there. It's the reject.
(Kurt and his friends laugh)
Dexter: Hey check it, Ed. It's the Mondo idiot.
Ed: Oh, well, nice to meet you Mondo Idiot. I'm Ed.

View Quote (After waking up to his alarm clock, he picks it up and looks at it) WHOA! A CLOCK!

View Quote (to Kurt) Dude, you need a tic-tac.

View Quote (repeated line): You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.

View Quote Kurt: (blows whistle) Shut up! Just be quiet!
Dexter: Well, It'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle.

View Quote (to Dexter) Is it because I'm black?

View Quote (after a giant plastic hamburger fell on his newly fixed car, crying) Why? What have I done?!

View Quote It's okay people! Her butt is fine!

View Quote (after smashing his mother's car into Mr. Wheat's) Why?!

View Quote Dexter: You know...I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
Ed: I don't remember what my dad looks like, either, but at least I get to see him everyday.

View Quote Okay, hot pants, I'm tired of playing games!

View Quote I give up! There is no way a guy can watch his own butt!

View Quote Mr. Baily: (about Mondo Burger) They're competition. Big competition.
Monique: Yep. They could put us out of business.
(Rest of employees begin to agree with her)
Mr. Baily: All right! Now, come on! Good Burger has been here for over 40 years! People love us! (looks at Ed) Most of us...

View Quote Ed: (about Kurt) I think he likes me.
Dexter: Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you, he just wants to use you!
Ed: Well, that's not 'natural.'

View Quote See right about now I'd slap you in your head but I'm not sure your brain would understand the concept of pain!