Birdie Jay What is reality?!
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022): in 5 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Benoit Blanc (2)
Everything is so woke nowadays, it's out of control.
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3 scenes Birdie Jay Like Miles said, I'm a truth teller. Some people can't handle it.
It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth. Don't you think?
Birdie Jay Are you calling me dangerous?
We'll see.
Pineapple juice! He just put pineapple juice in his whiskey! It... it's so dumb.
Birdie Jay It's so dumb, it's brilliant!
NO! It's just dumb!
Peg
We'll do what we always do – deny, half apologize, and then go silent a while. I will handle this.
Peg
[Birdie sheepishly hands Peg a phone]
What is this?
Birdie Jay It's my secret phone.
Peg
[indicating the phone's screen]
What is this?
Birdie Jay An email from a SweetiePants contractor two years ago.
Peg
[reading]
"Ms. Jay, I am writing to inform you that the proposed Bangladesh factory is notoriously one of the world's biggest sweatshops. Please advise." And then you replied: "Sounds perfect, thanks," with your Memoji dabbing. [in dawning horror] Birdie... please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.
Birdie Jay [a long pause, then an exaggerated shrug of bashful, stupid confirmation]
Peg
[stunned]
Oh my god...
