Peg
We'll do what we always do – deny, half apologize, and then go silent a while. I will handle this.
Peg
[Birdie sheepishly hands Peg a phone]
What is this?
Birdie Jay
It's my secret phone.
Peg
[indicating the phone's screen]
What is this?
Birdie Jay
An email from a SweetiePants contractor two years ago.
Peg
[reading]
"Ms. Jay, I am writing to inform you that the proposed Bangladesh factory is notoriously one of the world's biggest sweatshops. Please advise." And then you replied: "Sounds perfect, thanks," with your Memoji dabbing. [in dawning horror] Birdie... please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.
Birdie Jay
[a long pause, then an exaggerated shrug of bashful, stupid confirmation]
Peg
[stunned]
Oh my god...
