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So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy style and your name is Barker!
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Thank you, sir! My pimp and I appreciate your business!
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When that doctor walked in my fear melted like ... snow in a ... melter.
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You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot of money, too! Just one little problem: I don't shit my pants.
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[after her third dog dies] Oh, COME ON!
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[glancing down at beeper] Oh, fooey, I'm going to be late for my love game!
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[in her movie Asteroid] Accordin' to my calculat-er, the asteroid will penetrate the ass-mosphere in 15 minutes!
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[placidly dusts framed photos, suddenly drops one] FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!
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[puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on] Hello, gorgeous!