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Girls Will Be Girls

Girls Will Be Girls quotes

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View Quote Coco: Evie, have you ever been on morphine?
Evie: Once, when I had my eyes done. Then every day for 10 years after that.
View Quote Coco: Oh, Evie, when I was at Vassar, I became ... with child. And I had ... a procedure.
Evie: That's your big secret? An abortion?!
Coco: Have you had one?
Evie: Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!
View Quote Coco: What do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?
Evie: I'm sorry, have I been staring?
Coco: I'm thinking of getting one. I mean, let's face it, at this point I'm probably never going to have kids.
Evie: Oh, Coco, it's not too late. [Coco smiles] I'm kidding! A dog sounds fun.
Coco: It sounds depressing, is what it sounds. "Do you have kids?" "No, but I have a dog." "Well it's the same thing, you crazy barren old hag."
Evie: This new roommate will cheer you right up!
Coco: I just hope she's not too loud. Or happy. Happy people always make such a racket.
Evie: Coco, she came by and she was a peach.
Coco: Were you drunk?
Evie: It was 12 noon! Of course I was drunk.
View Quote Evie: Hey, maybe I'll go on a date tonight too! That guy who hit us gave me his number!
Stevie: He had to, ma. It's the law.
Evie: Well did he have to flirt with me while we waited for the cops?
Stevie: He said, "Look the **** where you're going, you drunk corpse."
Evie: It was more in his body language!
View Quote Evie: I'm glad I could coax you over. At first I was afraid you'd think it a bit ... strange.
Jeff: Why, cause you're so old?
View Quote Evie: Jesus, I wish someone could tell me how to just once wake up without a splitting headache!
Coco: You could drink less.
View Quote Evie: Oh, oops, um ... [points at Varla, trying to remember her name]
Varla: Varla.
Evie: Varla! This is my son ... [points at Stevie]
Stevie: Stevie.
View Quote Jeff: You know Mary Tyler Moore!?
Evie: Oh, very well! We did Night of a Thousand Stars together! Funny story: she has diabetes.
View Quote Laurent: My apologies for being so bold but ... when I see the best, I have to have it.
Varla: Well you know, a Maserati needs much more pampering than a Toyota.
Laurent: This is not a problem if the Maserati will take its driver where he wants to go.
Varla: Maseratis don't do anal!
View Quote Laurent: See that girl at the bar? [points to a woman who is groping a man] She is a whore.
Varla: How can you tell?
Laurent: Whores are sexy. Know why?
Varla: Because it's their job?
View Quote Stevie: Mom, no one will hire you!
Evie: Why not?! I mean, I admit my looks are starting to go.
Coco: Starting to go? Evie, your looks are home and in bed.
Stevie: I think you know.
Evie: My attitude?
Stevie: No.
Evie: My drinking?
Stevie: No.
Evie: Chronic lateness?
Stevie: No.
Evie: Never learned my lines?
Stevie: No.
Evie: The kleptomania?
Stevie: No.
Evie: I spread disease?
Stevie: No!
Evie: Then what?!
Stevie: That little thing where you ran over a family of four while drunk off your ass?
Evie: It was a family of six! I only killed four. And what kind of people have a picnic in their own backyard!
View Quote Varla: Did you know her [Varla's mother]?
Evie: Goodness, yes! We were ... we were always running into each other at auditions. She had such a bright future, too! We were all so shocked when she offed herself.
Coco: Evie!
Evie: Oh, I'm sorry, passed herself away.
Varla: Well, they shipped me off to Arkansas right after, so ... I have so many questions. What was she like?
Coco: Very sweet.
Evie: Uh-huh. And a big pothead!
Coco: Evie!
Evie: LOVED ****!
Coco: EVIE!
View Quote Varla: Hello! You must be Yoo-Hoo.
Coco: [correcting her] Coco.
View Quote Feelings are like treasures, so bury them.
View Quote I AM woman! ERA now!