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Coco: What do you think about the idea of having a dog in the house?
Evie: I'm sorry, have I been staring?
Coco: I'm thinking of getting one. I mean, let's face it, at this point I'm probably never going to have kids.
Evie: Oh, Coco, it's not too late. [Coco smiles] I'm kidding! A dog sounds fun.
Coco: It sounds depressing, is what it sounds. "Do you have kids?" "No, but I have a dog." "Well it's the same thing, you crazy barren old hag."
Evie: This new roommate will cheer you right up!
Coco: I just hope she's not too loud. Or happy. Happy people always make such a racket.
Evie: Coco, she came by and she was a peach.
Coco: Were you drunk?
Evie: It was 12 noon! Of course I was drunk.
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