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Evie quotes

View Quote [puts in false teeth, glass eye, and puts wig on] Hello, gorgeous!
View Quote So I said, why am I laughing? We're doing it doggy style and your name is Barker!
View Quote You know, they offered me that commercial for Depends. Lot of money, too! Just one little problem: I don't shit my pants.
View Quote [in her movie Asteroid] Accordin' to my calculat-er, the asteroid will penetrate the ass-mosphere in 15 minutes!
View Quote I AM woman! ERA now!
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