Oh, oops, um ... [points at Varla, trying to remember her name]
Varla.
Varla! This is my son ... [points at Stevie]
Stevie Stevie.
Played by Ron Mathews 
Girls Will Be Girls (2003) · 25 quotes
Girls Will Be Girls (2003) · 25 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Girls Will Be Girls (2003): in 3 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Evie (3)
Scenes with Stevie
3 scenes Stevie Hey, maybe I'll go on a date tonight too! That guy who hit us gave me his number!
Stevie He had to, ma. It's the law.
Well did he have to flirt with me while we waited for the cops?
Stevie He said, "Look the **** where you're going, you drunk corpse."
It was more in his body language!
Stevie Mom, no one will hire you!
Why not?! I mean, I admit my looks are starting to go.
Starting to go? Evie, your looks are home and in bed.
Stevie I think you know.
My attitude?
Stevie No.
My drinking?
Stevie No.
Chronic lateness?
Stevie No.
Never learned my lines?
Stevie No.
The kleptomania?
Stevie No.
I spread disease?
Stevie No!
Then what?!
Stevie That little thing where you ran over a family of four while drunk off your ass?
It was a family of six! I only killed four. And what kind of people have a picnic in their own backyard!