W Winger
[Cole and Sadie are airborne in private jet]
We're looking for a genetic sequence. Do you know what "genetic" means? [Thug reacts to being pricked and pulls out cactus plant] That's a cactus.
Sadie
[To Cole]
Thirsty? [Undoes Cole's gag while Winger's thug pulls out Cole's phone showing it to Winger] Be smart.
C Cole
[Passionately mouths]
Sociopath.
Sadie
I'm not a sociopath.
C Cole
You know who says that a lot? Sociopaths. I have dated some crazies in my day, but you are certifiable. This is bigger than you and me.
Sadie
And my plan worked. Better than I imagined.
C Cole
Oh, really? Did you imagine I'd make it out of this alive?
Sadie
We found Aztec. [Sighs] As soon as we land, we'll take these guys down. We'll be safe. The world will be safe. Everybody wins. [Winger and henchman sit near Cole and Sadie] What's all this?
W Winger
[Holds up Cole's phone to show him in bed with Sadie]
What's... all this? Hmm? I would expect more discretion from the Taxman.
Sadie
So would I.
W Winger
So what are you really? Hired help? Or just the girlfriend?
C Cole
Oh, believe me, she's not girlfriend material.
W Winger
You know, I don't care. You die either way. [Winger's henchman points gun at Sadie]
C Cole
Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait. Wait.
W Winger
Who's the idiot now? Hmm?
Sadie
I have the passcode.
W Winger
[Chuckles]
Bullshit.
Sadie
He doesn't have it. I do.
W Winger
Oh, really? So we can kill him. [Winger's henchman points gun at Cole]
C Cole
Hey! Wait. Okay. Wait.
W Winger
The passcode. Now!
Sadie
Sure. It's in my pocket.
W Winger
[To second thug about to draw his firearm]
We're good. [Sadie pulls out a tube of lipbalm] Really?
Sadie
Open it. [Winger opens tube and drops out two shock tabs from The Leopard with Sadie electrocuting The Leopard]
C Cole
Shit! [Sadie and Cole then fights other two henchmen]
Sadie
I can't believe you took a picture of me while I was sleeping!
C Cole
Not of you, of us!
Sadie
I knew you were a creep!
C Cole
I'm not a creep! You know who says that a lot? Creeps!
C Cole
Whoa. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Oh, my God.
Sadie
Take the case and go. There is a parachute. [breathing heavily]
Sadie
Mission over man.
C Cole
No. No. I gotta stop this bleeding first. You're losing a lot of blood.
Sadie
Just go, Cole.
Sadie
Cole, go! Go!
C Cole
Sadie, I'm telling you right...
Sadie
Get out of here. [Cole finds parachute and puts it on]
W Winger
Hey! [To henchman getting up] Get out of the way, you idiot. [Fires at Cole]
Sadie
[Cole gets ahold of her and drags her to door]
What are you doing?
C Cole
I have no idea. [He opens door and they're both sucked out]
Sadie
[Cole and Sadie arrive in Mingora]
Be right back. Just like your farmers' market. Come on.
C Cole
Where are you taking me?
Sadie
Back to your farm, unless you screw this up. Stay close. Be cool.
C Cole
[To a standing guard]
How you doing? [A sitting guard **** his assault rifle] What? Friendly isn't cool?
M Marco
Well, well... [chuckles] well, Sadie sunflower.
Sadie
Marco. [They passionately kiss]
Sadie
Mmm.
M Marco
Who's your friend?
Sadie
He's a civilian I just recovered.
M Marco
Ah. You look ravenous, mate. Let me put something inside you. Come on. Mmm. [Leads Cole and Sadie to vendor stalls] Sit down, sit down. Come on, sit down. Aye. The scrap out at the caves. I should have known that was you.
Sadie
It was the same people that stole Aztec.
M Marco
A biochemical weapon. Very nasty. Deadly enough to wipe out the Eastern Seaboard.
Sadie
That's classified.
M Marco
They're going to sell it.
C Cole
Thank you for filling me in.
M Marco
And they're using those caves with highly paid protection. There's only one man that can pull this off. Leveque. Disgraced French intelligence. Played in this sandbox for most of the war... [sighs] and then he went into business for himself. Arms deals, assassinations. If he's your target, be careful. He's a dangerous man. Anyway, mate, best chaat in town. Enjoy it. This is yours, sunflower. Extra spicy. Just how you like it.
C Cole
So, are you two, um, you know, a couple?
Sadie
No.
Sadie
No. It was like five months.
M Marco
A long time. You know, we had a lot in common. You know, work. Not work. [To vendor man] Hey, Mahmoud. [Laughs]
Sadie
It's not that. It's just that sometimes it's easier to date someone in the same profession.
M Marco
Always. Although I wouldn't call what we did dating.
Sadie
Oh, please. Can we focus?
C Cole
Well, that's charming. Very cool.
Sadie
I need to find Aztec. And I need your guys to get Cole back safely to America.
M Marco
Who is he really?
Sadie
Nobody. He's a mistake.
C Cole
I... You're the mistake. She said she was an art curator. [Marco laughs heartily]
Sadie
[Laughs]
Wait a second.
C Colee
[Mouths]
Oh, my God.
M Marco
You said... What? Is he your boyfriend? [Laughs] He's very funny. Oh, you poor bastard. You thought you met a hottie, right? Not a Mata Hari. But, hey, at least the no pants dance was worth it.
Sadie
Oh, God. [Gets up from table and walks away]
M Marco
Oh, come on. It wa- Oh, come on. It was. It was for me. [Holds out a prosthetic hand] And I lost a hand. Lost it.
M Marco
Yeah, gone. It's fake. Touch it.
C Cole
That's because of Sadie?
M Marco
Yeah. You can touch it.
C Cole
No. I... I'm... I'm okay. How?
M Marco
When Sadie and I were together, we took a little romantic getaway to Myanmar.
Sadie
[Comes back with drink]
Uh, no. It was a mission.
M Marco
There were many positions. Don't know if you remember, but anyway. Things went south. I got captured, and, uh, Sadie took right off. Turns out that's exactly what the secret police did to me.
M Marco
Yeah, don't worry about it, man. You got two hands, right, but only one life. You know what I miss most, mate? Guess. [Makes a very blatant reference to masturbation gesture]
M Marco
I used to do that all the time. Can't do it anymore, can I?
C Cole
Sorry. You left your boyfriend to get his hand cut off. What the hell is wrong with you?
M Marco
Nothing. I'd have done the same. Mission over man. Right, sunflower? Surrounded by lunatics.
C Cole
Wait a minute. Did you come back to save me or get Aztec?
Sadie
You were a secondary objective.
M Marco
High-priority secondary, I'm sure. And look at you now, brother. Thriving. Every word you're saying is making it worse. Every word.
Sadie
Marco.
Sadie
Hey. Are you gonna take him back home or not?
C Cole
Oh. Please say yes. I'd really hate it if one of my limbs comes between Sadie and a clean exit.
M Marco
Sure. Sadie survivors have to look after each other, right?
Sadie
Thank you. Honestly, thank you so much.
M Marco
I used to do that all the time. Can't do it anymore, can I?
C Cole
Sorry. You left your boyfriend to get his hand cut off. What the hell is wrong with you?
M Marco
Nothing. I'd have done the same. Mission over man. Right, sunflower? Surrounded by lunatics.
C Cole
Wait a minute. Did you come back to save me or get Aztec?
Sadie
You were a secondary objective.
M Marco
High-priority secondary, I'm sure. And look at you now, brother. Thriving. Every word you're saying is making it worse. Every word.
Sadie
Marco.
Sadie
Hey. Are you gonna take him back home or not?
C Cole
Oh. Please say yes. I'd really hate it if one of my limbs comes between Sadie and a clean exit.
M Marco
You're welcome, babe. Kiss?
Sadie
No. [Walks away]
Sadie
Goodbye, Cole. I'm glad that you survived. [Comes back] Um, I just wanna be very clear. Do not ever contact me again. Okay?
C Cole
With pleasure. I've already forgotten your name. Which I'm sure by the way is fake anyway, so... [Scoffs] Unbelievable.
M Marco
Tell me about it. She went for a normie, but that's just lying to herself.
M Marco
Anyway, cheer up, mate. Stop staring at her. Stop crying. You're safe now. Come on. We got a cheeky bottle-o in the back. On the piss, you and me get drunk, get smashed. Alcohol in your mouth. This is my town. Nothing happens here that I don't see coming a mile away. [Bounty hunter shoots Marco in the forehead]
BH Bounty hunter
Everything but that I guess. Walk. Both of you.
C Cole
Sorry about Marco.
Sadie
Stop talking before you get us killed.
BH Bounty hunter
Don't worry. They want him alive. I don't know what your deal is, but I'm sure they'll pay for you too.
C Cole
Oh, they definitely will.
Sadie
Cole, shut up.
C Cole
Just... I'm trying to keep you alive. [Scoffs] Would you rather I say they wouldn't pay for you?
BH Bounty hunter
This is so cute. Get a room. If it means anything, he's not the Taxman.
BH Bounty hunter
Yeah, and I'm not the Grandson of Sam.
BH Bounty hunter
Like the Son of Sam, the serial killer, but next gen. I'm the best bounty hunter alive.
C Cole
[The Leopard leaps down onto the Bounty hunter 1]
Ooh. [The Leopard fatally shoots the Bounty hunter 1] Ooh.
L The Leopard
Second best.
C Cole
That was very impressive.
L The Leopard
[Points gun at Cole]
Shall we? [Cole and Sadie continue walking]
L The Leopard
You disappointed me, Taxman. That was too easy. Now your lady friend's gonna die 'cause of you.
C Cole
That's funny. Usually the other way around.
L The Leopard
It was you who followed me to Europe.
C Cole
Lured by your lying.
L The Leopard
God, you two need to get a room.
C Cole
We did. That's what got us into this mess.
L The Leopard
Okay, get in the car. Lady drives. Taxman, you're riding middle. Scooch, scooch.
C Cole
Well, Taxman it up.
Sadie
Don't use Taxman as a verb.
C Cole
You mind telling us who you are?
L The Leopard
They call me the Leopard. [An assassin in the backseat fatally snaps The Leopard's neck]
Sadie
Oh, my God.
BH The Bounty Hunter 2
Called him the Leopard. But even leopards get killed by lions, hyenas, lightning. Get him out. And drive. [Cole pushes Bounty Hunter 1 out of the vehicle]
BH The Bounty Hunter 2
God. The Bounty Hunter.
C Cole
Wow. You guys have really good names in your world. It's like the WWE, but scarier.
BH The Bounty Hunter 2
[Puts a metal tab on Cole's and Sadie's neck]
One twist of this ring will send 50,000 volts through your sorry ass. Make you wish you were dead. [Chuckles]
Sadie
Too late.
C Cole
This is great. Thank you for this.
Sadie
Huh?
C Cole
No, I was just thinking how happy I am to have an electrified hockey puck stuck to my neck with what, 50,000 volts ready to go into...
Sadie
I can't take this.
Sadie
You really need to shut up.
BH The Bounty Hunter 2
You two should get a room. You know what? Stop. Pull over here. My car is better.
BH The Bounty Hunter 1
Got you, suckers.
Sadie
[She apprehends gun from Bounty Hunter 1, takes shock ring off The Leopard, turns Bounty Hunter 1 over and aims gun at him]
If you're collecting the bounty, where are they taking delivery?