Sadie
Be right back. Just like your farmers' market. Come on.
Where are you taking me?
Sadie
Back to your farm, unless you screw this up. Stay close. Be cool.
How you doing? [A sitting guard **** his assault rifle] What? Friendly isn't cool?
Well, well... [chuckles] well, Sadie sunflower.
Sadie
Marco. [They passionately kiss]
Look at you.
Sadie
Mmm.
Who's your friend?
I'm, uh...
Sadie
He's a civilian I just recovered.
Ah. You look ravenous, mate. Let me put something inside you. Come on. Mmm. [Leads Cole and Sadie to vendor stalls] Sit down, sit down. Come on, sit down. Aye. The scrap out at the caves. I should have known that was you.
Sadie
It was the same people that stole Aztec.
What's Aztec?
A biochemical weapon. Very nasty. Deadly enough to wipe out the Eastern Seaboard.
Sadie
That's classified.
They're going to sell it.
Thank you for filling me in.
And they're using those caves with highly paid protection. There's only one man that can pull this off. Leveque. Disgraced French intelligence. Played in this sandbox for most of the war... [sighs] and then he went into business for himself. Arms deals, assassinations. If he's your target, be careful. He's a dangerous man. Anyway, mate, best chaat in town. Enjoy it. This is yours, sunflower. Extra spicy. Just how you like it.
So, are you two, um, you know, a couple?
Yeah.
Sadie
No.
Yes. Yeah.
Sadie
No. It was like five months.
A long time. You know, we had a lot in common. You know, work. Not work. [To vendor man] Hey, Mahmoud. [Laughs]
Got it. Subtle.
Sadie
It's not that. It's just that sometimes it's easier to date someone in the same profession.
Always. Although I wouldn't call what we did dating.
Sadie
Oh, please. Can we focus?
Well, that's charming. Very cool.
Okay.
Very cool.
Sadie
I need to find Aztec. And I need your guys to get Cole back safely to America.
Who is he really?
Sadie
Nobody. He's a mistake.
I... You're the mistake. She said she was an art curator. [Marco laughs heartily]
Sadie
Wait a second.
Oh, my God.
You said... What? Is he your boyfriend? [Laughs] He's very funny. Oh, you poor bastard. You thought you met a hottie, right? Not a Mata Hari. But, hey, at least the no pants dance was worth it.
Sadie
Oh, God. [Gets up from table and walks away]
No, it wasn't.
Oh, come on. It wa- Oh, come on. It was. It was for me. [Holds out a prosthetic hand] And I lost a hand. Lost it.
Wait. You lo-
Yeah, gone. It's fake. Touch it.
That's because of Sadie?
Yeah. You can touch it.
No. I... I'm... I'm okay. How?
When Sadie and I were together, we took a little romantic getaway to Myanmar.
Sadie
Uh, no. It was a mission.
There were many positions. Don't know if you remember, but anyway. Things went south. I got captured, and, uh, Sadie took right off. Turns out that's exactly what the secret police did to me.
Yeah, don't worry about it, man. You got two hands, right, but only one life. You know what I miss most, mate? Guess. [Makes a very blatant reference to masturbation gesture]
Yeah.
I used to do that all the time. Can't do it anymore, can I?
Sorry. You left your boyfriend to get his hand cut off. What the hell is wrong with you?
Nothing. I'd have done the same. Mission over man. Right, sunflower? Surrounded by lunatics.
Wait a minute. Did you come back to save me or get Aztec?
Ooh.
Sadie
You were a secondary objective.
Oh, my, God.
High-priority secondary, I'm sure. And look at you now, brother. Thriving. Every word you're saying is making it worse. Every word.
Sadie
Marco.
This guy.
Sadie
Hey. Are you gonna take him back home or not?
Oh. Please say yes. I'd really hate it if one of my limbs comes between Sadie and a clean exit.
Sure. Sadie survivors have to look after each other, right?
Sadie
Thank you. Honestly, thank you so much.
Yeah.
I used to do that all the time. Can't do it anymore, can I?
Sorry. You left your boyfriend to get his hand cut off. What the hell is wrong with you?
Nothing. I'd have done the same. Mission over man. Right, sunflower? Surrounded by lunatics.
Wait a minute. Did you come back to save me or get Aztec?
Ooh.
Sadie
You were a secondary objective.
Oh, my, God.
High-priority secondary, I'm sure. And look at you now, brother. Thriving. Every word you're saying is making it worse. Every word.
Sadie
Marco.
This guy.
Sadie
Hey. Are you gonna take him back home or not?
Oh. Please say yes. I'd really hate it if one of my limbs comes between Sadie and a clean exit.
You're welcome, babe. Kiss?
Sadie
No. [Walks away]
No.
Sadie
Goodbye, Cole. I'm glad that you survived. [Comes back] Um, I just wanna be very clear. Do not ever contact me again. Okay?
With pleasure. I've already forgotten your name. Which I'm sure by the way is fake anyway, so... [Scoffs] Unbelievable.
Tell me about it. She went for a normie, but that's just lying to herself.
Yeah.
Anyway, cheer up, mate. Stop staring at her. Stop crying. You're safe now. Come on. We got a cheeky bottle-o in the back. On the piss, you and me get drunk, get smashed. Alcohol in your mouth. This is my town. Nothing happens here that I don't see coming a mile away. [Bounty hunter shoots Marco in the forehead]
Everything but that I guess. Walk. Both of you.
Sorry about Marco.
Sadie
Stop talking before you get us killed.
Don't worry. They want him alive. I don't know what your deal is, but I'm sure they'll pay for you too.
Oh, they definitely will.
Sadie
Cole, shut up.
Just... I'm trying to keep you alive. [Scoffs] Would you rather I say they wouldn't pay for you?
This is so cute. Get a room. If it means anything, he's not the Taxman.
Yeah, and I'm not the Grandson of Sam.
Huh?
Like the Son of Sam, the serial killer, but next gen. I'm the best bounty hunter alive.
Ooh. [The Leopard fatally shoots the Bounty hunter 1] Ooh.
Second best.
That was very impressive.
Shall we? [Cole and Sadie continue walking]
Yep, yep. Yep.
You disappointed me, Taxman. That was too easy. Now your lady friend's gonna die 'cause of you.
That's funny. Usually the other way around.
It was you who followed me to Europe.
Lured by your lying.
God, you two need to get a room.
We did. That's what got us into this mess.
Okay, get in the car. Lady drives. Taxman, you're riding middle. Scooch, scooch.
Well, Taxman it up.
Sadie
Don't use Taxman as a verb.
You mind telling us who you are?
They call me the Leopard. [An assassin in the backseat fatally snaps The Leopard's neck]
Oh!
Sadie
Oh, my God.
Called him the Leopard. But even leopards get killed by lions, hyenas, lightning. Get him out. And drive. [Cole pushes Bounty Hunter 1 out of the vehicle]
And who are you?
God. The Bounty Hunter.
Wow. You guys have really good names in your world. It's like the WWE, but scarier.
One twist of this ring will send 50,000 volts through your sorry ass. Make you wish you were dead. [Chuckles]
Sadie
Too late.
This is great. Thank you for this.
Sadie
Huh?
No, I was just thinking how happy I am to have an electrified hockey puck stuck to my neck with what, 50,000 volts ready to go into...
Sadie
I can't take this.
...volts into my-
Sadie
You really need to shut up.
Wow. [Sighs]
You two should get a room. You know what? Stop. Pull over here. My car is better.
Got you, suckers.
Sadie
If you're collecting the bounty, where are they taking delivery?
