Maxwell Smart
[Max is using the toilet and listening in on two henchmen conversing by the sinks. He flushes the toilet and walks over to wash up]
Boy, you know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had! [an alarm on his watch goes off]
Maxwell Smart
Time to take my pill... [He leaves and returns to his and 99's table] There was a guy in the bathroom who's really hot.
Maxwell Smart
No, no, no, radioactive hot. Although, yes, he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing.
