Agent 23 quotes from Get Smart (2008)
Played by Dwayne Johnson
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Agent 23: It's not over Max, I'll take that briefcase.
Max: If you want it, you'll have to take it.
Agent 23: That's... what I just said.
Max: I know, I'm just trying to annoy you.
Max: If you want it, you'll have to take it.
Agent 23: That's... what I just said.
Max: I know, I'm just trying to annoy you.
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Agent 23: No, Chief. He didn't unjam the copier. Now, we have rules here, you know that. If you don't follow the rules, then what are we?
Chief: I'll tell you what we're not. We're not people who jam staples into other people's heads. That's CIA crap.
Chief: I'll tell you what we're not. We're not people who jam staples into other people's heads. That's CIA crap.
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[Agent 99, handcuffed to the support handle in the backseat of Agent 23's car, kicks his gun out of his hand when he fires at Max]
Agent 23: See, this is your problem! Some men like women who are feminine!
Agent 99: What, I'm not feminine?!
Agent 23: Nooo.
Agent 99: I'M NOT FEMININE?!?!?!
[kicks him in the face, causing him to hit another car]
Agent 23: See, this is your problem! Some men like women who are feminine!
Agent 99: What, I'm not feminine?!
Agent 23: Nooo.
Agent 99: I'M NOT FEMININE?!?!?!
[kicks him in the face, causing him to hit another car]