A scene from Garfield 2004
Luca

You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!

Garfield

And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

Luca

Okay, that's it. You're gonna get it good today.

Garfield

I make a point to get it good every day. The real question, Luca, is how shall I outwit you this time?

Luca

What?

Garfield

Shall I baffle you with simple math?

Luca

I know how to spell.

Garfield

Or should I distract you with something shiny?

Luca

Now you're making fun of me.

Garfield

I hope so. You're no fun to look at.

Luca

You'll never get the best of me! Aaah!

Garfield

I think I just did.

Luca

Not the ducks again!

Garfield

Jump back! And kiss myself. Oooh!

Luca

If I ever get off this chain, you're goin' down.

Garfield

Everybody back up! I don't know how wild this thing is gonna get. I love the smell of cinnamon-apple in the morning. It smells like... victory.

Luca

Oooh! I hate this fat cat.

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