If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.

Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?

It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.

Yeah, I assure you.

One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister...?

Nugent. Ted Nugent.

Alan Stanwyk.

Ellen? Charmed. You know, for an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner...