Fletch (1985) · 45 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Fletch (1985): in 3 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Fletch (3)
Alan Stanwyk If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut.
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Alan Stanwyk It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Yeah, I assure you.
Alan Stanwyk One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister...?
Nugent. Ted Nugent.
Alan Stanwyk Alan Stanwyk.
Ellen? Charmed. You know, for an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner...
You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
Alan Stanwyk Who?
Hop-along Cassidy. Bow and arrow. Very Weird.
Alan Stanwyk What, are you doped up now?
Don't talk to me like that, ass-face, I don't work for you, yet.
Alan Stanwyk Do you own rubber gloves?
I rent. I have a lease, with an option to buy.
