Gail Stanwyk quotes from Fletch (1985)

Fletch

I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John.

Gail Stanwyk

Ohhhh, John. John who?

Fletch

John ****... tos... ton.

Gail Stanwyk

That's a beautiful name.

Fletch

It's Scotch-Romanian.

Gail Stanwyk

That's an odd combination.

Fletch

So were my parents.
...

Fletch

I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?

Alan's in Utah

Fletch

I...can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.
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You know, if I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who hit on me, I'd be a rich woman.

Fletch

You ARE a rich woman.

See what I mean?

Gail Stanwyk

You ordered lunch to my room.

Fletch

Well, I knew that's where my mouth would be.

Gail Stanwyk

Are you always this forward?

Fletch

Only with wet, married women.

Gail Stanwyk

Look at her! Would you look at her?! She looks like a hooker! Could you love someone who looked like that!?

Fletch

What are you talking about? Of course not! ...five, ten minutes tops, maybe.