Tyler Durden
Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?
Narrator
No, I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden
That's right. One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
Narrator
Really ...?
Tyler Durden
If one were so inclined.
Narrator
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met. ... See, I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving ...
Tyler Durden
Oh, I get it. It's very clever.
Narrator
Thank you.
Tyler Durden
How's that working out for you?
Narrator
What?
Tyler Durden
Being clever.
Narrator
... Great.
Tyler Durden
Keep it up, then. Right up. [gets up from seat] Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
