Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?

C'mon, do me this one favor.

Why?

Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?

No, but that's a good thing.

No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on – hit me, before I lose my nerve.

This is crazy.

So go crazy. Let 'er rip.

I don't know about this.

I don't either. Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?

Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?

That's right.

What, like in the face?

Surprise me.

This is so **** stupid ...

[He swings and connects with Tyler's head]

Mother****er! You hit me in the ear!

Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.

Ow, Christ ... why the ear, man?

Guess I **** it up ...

No, that was perfect!
[He punches the Narrator in the stomach]