I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.
What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.
He makes you look like an ass, is what he does, Ed.
Thank you Grace, but I think you're wrong.
Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They all think he's a righteous dude.
That is why I need to show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class-ticket-to-nowhere!
Oh, Ed. You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
Really? Thanks, Grace.
