Fat Albert
Well, I never thought about that. We-we just enter. (shrugs shoulders)
Doris
Okay, here are your drinks. (places sodas on table, each takes can)
Rudy
Do you have a can opener?
Doris
The can opener's on the can.
Gang
(Albert pops top)
Ooh...
Gang
(Rudy pops top)
Aah...
Gang
(Each member begins to pop top rhythmically. They begin humming the Fat Albert Theme.) (singing)
Na, na ,na. Gonna have a good time (Fat Albert: Hey, hey hey!). Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.
Doris
Stop! Stop! Hello? What are you doing?
Bill
Singin'.
Doris
I know you're singing, but aren't you gonna drink?
Fat Albert
Not unless somebody writes that we're thirsty.
Doris
Okay, forget the drinks.
