Bill quotes from Fat Albert (2004)

Doris

Aah! Don't you guys make noise when you enter a room.

Fat Albert

Well, I never thought about that. We-we just enter. (shrugs shoulders)

Doris

Okay, here are your drinks. (places sodas on table, each takes can)

Rudy

Do you have a can opener?

Doris

The can opener's on the can.

Ooh...

Aah...

Na, na ,na. Gonna have a good time (Fat Albert: Hey, hey hey!). Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.

Doris

Stop! Stop! Hello? What are you doing?

Bill

Singin'.

Doris

I know you're singing, but aren't you gonna drink?

Fat Albert

Not unless somebody writes that we're thirsty.

Doris

Okay, forget the drinks.

Bucky

What do we do now?

Dumb Donald

I don't know.

Bucky

I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.

Dumb Donald

I wasn't talking to you!

Bucky

Then who were you talking to?

Dumb Donald

I thought I was talking to her! (points to Doris)

Bill

Guys, guys!

Rudy

Wow.

Bill

Doris, you look great.

Dumb Donald

You look tight.

Fat Albert

What'd you just say?

Dumb Donald

I learned it at the mall.

Fat Albert

Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris.

Doris

You-you really think I look okay?

Rudy

When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice.

Doris

Yeah?

Yeah...

Bill

See. That's who we are.

Rudy

Yeah. And we're coming out on "divda."

Oh, my! I can see his behind.

Bucky

My behind?

Rudy

So that's what one looks like?

Bill

Looks Like it's broken

Doris

Let's go. The show's already started and you guys gotta get your behinds back in the T.V.

Bucky

But no lookin'.

Doris

At what?

Bucky

Never you mind. Just no lookin'.

Rudy

Okay, say you're a girl and you're on a roller coaster.

Bill

I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster. What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself!

Bill

Pardon me, miss.

Doris

My name is Doris.

Bill

Doris.

Rudy

That's a nice name.

Dumb Donald

I know a dog named Doris!