Dumb Donald I have no face.
Played by Marques Houston 
Fat Albert (2004) · 58 quotes
Fat Albert (2004) · 58 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Fat Albert (2004): in 9 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Rudy (3), Bill (3), Doris (2)
: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!
More lines from Dumb Donald
3 quotes Dumb Donald Dumb Donald I have a face? I do? I do!
Dumb Donald I'm a party animal!
Scenes with Dumb Donald
5 scenes
What do we do now?
Dumb Donald I don't know.
I know you don't know. I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald I wasn't talking to you!
Then who were you talking to?
Dumb Donald I thought I was talking to her! (points to Doris)
Guys, guys!
Guy in Class
What's that on your head?
Dumb Donald It's my hat.
Guy in Class
Why don't you take it off?
Dumb Donald I have no face.
Guy in Class
Right. (grabs backpack and moves)
Doris, you look great.
Dumb Donald You look tight.
What'd you just say?
Dumb Donald I learned it at the mall.
Oh. Well, don't talk that way about Doris.
You-you really think I look okay?
When you walk into the party, people are gonna notice.
Yeah?
Gang
(dazed)
Yeah...
You wanna race me, beefy boy?
You don't wanna race Fat Albert.
"Fat Albert?" (he and Arthur laughs)
Dumb Donald Yeah, he's fat, but he's fast.
Mush Mouth Fabby but fabba.
Okay. I'll race you, but I can't take my clothes off.
Great. 'Cause nobody wants to see all that blubber anyways.
Pardon me, miss.
My name is Doris.
That's a nice name.
Dumb Donald (Gang agrees.)
I know a dog named Doris!
