Fat Albert quotes

55 total quotes

Bill
Bucky
Doris
Dumb Donald
Fat Albert

Lauri
Multiple Characters
Reggie
Rudy
Songs
Weird Hal

View Quote Aren't you the hip-hop fool.

View Quote Arthur! Learn the handshake!

View Quote Doris, no one came out of our television set.

View Quote Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.

View Quote Guys, I see...cheerleaders.

View Quote I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.

View Quote I don't have friends because I don't want friends.

View Quote I don't have problems. I solve problems.

View Quote I have a face? I do? I do!

View Quote I have no face.

View Quote I'm a party animal!

View Quote I'm Fat Albert.

View Quote Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!

View Quote Literary works

View Quote Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.