“Mr. Poodle-Smurf is lucky to have me. One day, I'm gonna walk into...” – Ernest P. Worrell, Ernest Goes to Jail ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Ernest Goes to Jail 1990

Ernest P. Worrell

Mr. Poodle-Smurf is lucky to have me. One day, I'm gonna walk into his office and I'll say: 'Oscar Babe'.

Oscar Pendlesmythe

WHAT?

Ernest P. Worrell

Oh good morning Mr. Poodle-Smurf, Puddle-Smit, Smiddle-Poot...

Oscar Pendlesmythe

Pendlesmythe, you idiot!

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Ernest P. Worrell Jim Varney More Ernest P. Worrell quotes →

Warden Carmichael Charles Napier More Warden Carmichael quotes →

OP Oscar Pendlesmythe Dan Leegant

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