A scene from Ernest Goes to Jail 1990
Rubin Bartlett

Not so fast!

Ernest P. Worrell

[After being 'resurrected' by the electric chair and is stopped by Rubin from leaving]

You better watch out Rubin. I'll zot you.

Rubin Bartlett

You're a dead man, Worrell.

Ernest P. Worrell

Very well. You asked for it. After all, I am Ernest P. Worrell, electro-man. [His electrical flux fails and several metal things stop clinging and fall off his body] A-hih-heh-hih-hih! Did I ever tell you that you really have a classic Greek profile?

Rubin Bartlett

Shut up.

Lyle

Let him go.

Ernest P. Worrell

Lyle! You talk! That's great!

Rubin Bartlett

Have you flipped? Come on, we've got to get rid of this guy before he blows the whole thing!

Lyle

No, he's different than us!

Rubin Bartlett

Shut up and get out of my way! [Lyle knocks him to the ground unconscious]

Lyle

You better go. Mr. Nash is probably robbing the bank right now.

Ernest P. Worrell

Nash? Well, come with me.

Lyle

I don't belong out there. I got a place in here.

Ernest P. Worrell

Well, I'm gonna miss you, big buddy.

Lyle

Ernest, things won't be the same without you. You know what I mean?

Ernest P. Worrell

I believe anyone does. So long, Lyle. I'll send you a cake. I'm coming, Charlotte!

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