A character in Easy Rider (1969)

George Hanson quotes from Easy Rider (1969)

Jack Nicholson

Tied for most-quoted character in Easy Rider (1969): in 12 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Billy (2)

A line from George Hanson

'Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights. Corner of Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana.' Now this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the South. These ain't no pork chops. These are U. S. Prime.

More lines from George Hanson

8 quotes
George Hanson

Well, you boys don't look like you're from this part of the country. You're lucky I'm here to see that you don't get into anything...Well, they got this here - see - uh - scissor-happy 'Beautify America' thing goin' on around here. They're tryin' to make everybody look like Yul Brynner. They used - uh - rusty razor blades on the last two long-hairs that they brought in here and I wasn't here to protect them. You see - uh - I'm - uh - I'm a lawyer. Done a lot of work for the A.C.L.U.

George Hanson

You can get out of here, if you haven't killed anybody - at least nobody white.

George Hanson
[to guard]

Very groovy. Very groovy. See there. I bet nobody ever said that to you.

George Hanson

Here's to the first of the day, fellas. To ol' D. H. Lawrence. Nik-nik-nik-f-f-f-Indians!

George Hanson

I must've started off to Mardi Gras six or seven times. Never got further than the state line.

George Hanson

You- you mean marijuana. Lord have mercy, is that what that is? Well, let me see that. Mmmmm-mmm. Mmmm....I-I-I couldn't do that. I mean, I've got enough problems with the - with the booze and all. I mean, uh, I - I can't afford to get hooked...it-it-it leads to harder stuff.

George Hanson

That was a UFO, beamin' back at ya. Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico two weeks ago - we seen forty of 'em flying in formation. They-they-they've got bases all over the world now, you know. They've been coming here ever since nineteen forty-six - when the scientists first started bouncin' radar beams off of the moon. And they have been livin' and workin' among us in vast quantities ever since. The government knows all about 'em.

George Hanson

Well, they are people, just like us - from within our own solar system. Except that their society is more highly evolved. I mean, they don't have no wars, they got no monetary system, they don't have any leaders, because, I mean, each man is a leader. I mean, each man - because of their technology, they are able to feed, clothe, house, and transport themselves equally - and with no effort...Why don't they reveal themselves to us is because if they did it would cause a general panic. Now, I mean, we still have leaders upon whom we rely for the release of this information. These leaders have decided to repress this information because of the tremendous shock that it would cause to our antiquated systems. Now, the result of this has been that the Venutians have contacted people in all walks of life - all walks of life. [laughs]]' Yes. It-it-it would be a devastatin' blow to our antiquated systems - so now the Venutians are meeting with people in all walks of life - in an advisory capacity. For once man will have a god-like control over his own destiny. He will have a chance to transcend and to evolve with some equality for all.

Scenes with George Hanson

3 scenes
Deputy

What the hell is this? Troublemakers?

Cat Man

You name it - I'll throw rocks at it, Sheriff.
...

Cat Man

Check that joker with the long hair.
Deputy: I checked him already. Looks like we might have to bring him up to the Hilton before it's all over with.

Cat Man

Ha! I think she's cute.

Deputy

Isn't she, though. I guess we'd put him in the women's cell, don't you reckon?

Cat Man

Oh, I think we ought to put 'em in a cage and charge a little admission to see 'em.

George

Those are what is known as 'country witticisms.'

George

You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.

Huh. Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened, man. Hey, we can't even get into like, uh, second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel. You dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or something, man. They're scared, man.

George

Oh, they're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em.

Hey man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody needs a haircut.

George

Oh no. What you represent to them is freedom.

What the hell's wrong with freedom, man? That's what it's all about.

George

Oh yeah, that's right, that's what it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it - that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. 'Course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom, but they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.

Mmmm, well, that don't make 'em runnin' scared.

George

No, it makes 'em dangerous. Nik,nik, nik, nik, nik, nik, nik, nik - Swamp.

I'm sorry about the misunderstanding.

George Hanson

There was no misunderstanding. We're all in the same cage here.

You must be some important dude. That treatment--

George Hanson

What does he mean "dude"? Dude ranch?

"Dude" means a nice guy, you know? "Dude" means a regular sort of person.

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