3rd most-quoted character in Earth Girls Are Easy (1988): in 3 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Valerie Gail (3)
Mac Joe, take us to hospital, please.
Hey, clown, you're going to the slammer!
Mac We go to slammer first.
Listen, give them that love touch, then they'll come on to me. They'll be putty in my hands.
Mac You want sex with Joe and Mike?
No, no, just so we can get away. Do it, do it! You'll see.
Wait a minute. Are you like coming on to me? Is this a pass? Because, I mean, if it is, sex is like totally out of the question.
Mac What is sex?
Sex? You know, making love. A man and a woman like each other and they take their clothes off and...
Mac Okay.
Well, no! No, no, no! We can't, no, because, I mean, me and Ted are, uh, are, uh, well, I guess we're not, but, I mean, uh, we can't because, I mean, you're an alien and I'm from the valley and we may not even be, you know, anatomically correct for each other. That could be - a real problem. [looks at naked Mac's groin] No problem. But, I mean, uh, no, no, no. I mean, it just wouldn't work! You're from out of town. The phone bills would just be hell.
I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy.
Mac What is "easy"?
