Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) · 22 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Earth Girls Are Easy (1988): in 8 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Valerie Gail (4)
Well I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, huh?
Candy Pink Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think, I talk like a baby, And I never pay for drinks, Don't have to worry, About getting a man, If I keep this blonde, And I keep these tanned, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see people working, It just makes me giggle, 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle, 'Cause I'm blonde...
Candy Pink I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.
Candy Pink You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley. It's the baddest place on earth!
A UFO landed in my pool and they captured me but we made friends and I fed them Pop-Tarts and, um, they're here now, but Ted's coming home tonight so you've got to cut their hair.
What did you say?
Oh, nothing. I'm on drugs. [Turns back to Candy] Candy, you've got to help them out.
Candy Would you listen to yourself? Valerie, no man is worth getting yourself in this state over. Mel Gibson, maybe, but not Ted! Valerie, come here, just sit down, honey, relax, have a mental margarita, and everything is...
Okay, I'm going to show you something that's going to totally change your life, completely, forever. Okay?
Candy Well, in that case, let me get a cigarette.
Candy, whatever you do, don't freak out.
Candy Valerie!
I mean it, don't freak out. Promise me you will not freak out.
Candy Stop it! You are freaking me out!
Ted is coming home tonight and there's a UFO in my pool. A UFO!
Candy BFD. Ted's not going to be there for a few hours. Just chill out, Val.
Candy Okay you guys, what's the plan for tonight?
Whoa, Candy, reality check. We can't go out with these guys, they're aliens!
Candy So? They can still be dates! Do you guys have margaritas on your planet?
Candy, it's just not safe. I'll give you a lift home and that's it.
Candy Don't get your panties in a bunch! We're with three major cute guys and it's Saturday night! Come on!
