Lord Nooth The Age of Stone is over, Dino. Long live the Age of Bronze.
Voiced by Tom Hiddleston 
Early Man (2018) · 28 quotes
Early Man (2018) · 28 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Early Man (2018): in 8 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Dug (4)
It turns out your tribe were totally crap at football.
More lines from Lord Nooth
3 quotes Lord Nooth Lord Nooth You're losers, caveman. Always have been, always will be.
Lord Nooth Take him away and kill him... slowly. [Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly] No! I meant take him away at normal speed and kill him slowly! Idiots!
Scenes with Lord Nooth
4 scenes Lord Nooth Alright. Secure the valley. Start mining ore.
Dino
Or what, Lord Nooth?
Lord Nooth Ore, you fool. Start mining the ore. The metal that's in the ground.
Dino
Oh, the ore... in the ground! Yes... (laughs) What about the primitives?
Lord Nooth (scoffs)
Let them rot in the Badlands. They're low-achievers of history with their puny flints and drafty caves.
(angrily but quietly)
You've picked the wrong tribe to mess with. (grabs a stone axe and charges at Lord Nooth)
Lord Nooth "Oh, I'm so scared. You are waving your stones about." (Dug war-cries as he jumps at Lord Nooth) The Age of Stone is over, Dino. Long live the Age of Bronze. (bronze ball knocks Dug unconscious) Okay, let's get moving.
Bronzetrooper
Of course, Lord Nooth.
Lord Nooth I'm late for my massage.
We challenge the champions!
Lord Nooth What did you say?
Dino
He said "We chall--" (interrupted by Lord Nooth)
Lord Nooth Yeah, I heard what he said.
If we win, we keep our valley! You leave my tribe in peace!
Lord Nooth You think you can beat us at football? (after Dug nods, he laughs and the crowd joins in laughter) A match between the Bronze and the brutes? What an idea!
Dino
Sacrilege, o premier leader.
Lord Nooth Yes, quite.
Dino
The masses would flock to see such a vulgar spectacle. Pah!
Lord Nooth Hmm... (looks over the Schnookels) Really? For the valley, you say?
Gonna start without us, Dug?
Chief, we can't play this game.
What, because of a few paintings?
They are terrible. I can draw better than that. But that's all they are: pictures. Is this lot that counts? You were right, Dug. I thought we were just rabbit hunters. Well, not anymore. You've shown me that. Who's playing with Dug for the valley?
other tribespeople cheer
Champion!
It's what Mr. Rock would've wanted.
We challenge the champions! (he stabs the field with a trident near Jurgend's feet.)
Jurgend scoffs
Lord Nooth Your funeral, cavemen.
Queen Oofeefa
So... [Dug turns around] ...you've reminded us how the beautiful game should be played. [Dug smiles] As for Lord Nooth... Uh, Nooth? Nooth?! Where is that...?
Rat!
Queen Oofeefa
Yes, quite. [sees Nooth in a rat costume dumping the Schnookels in the pouch] GUARDS! Apprehend that rodent!
Lord Nooth [drops chest]
So long, suckers! [walks away]
Brian
My word, Bryan. That Schnookel-grabbing scoundrel is making off with the profits.
Bryan
Aye, but will he get away? [Goona kicks the ball] Oh! Superb shot!
Brian
And a rebound! [Dug kicks the ball which bounces back and hits Nooth in the head] That got him!
Bryan
Aye, Nooth is on the backfoot now, Brian. [Nooth falls] Quite literally. [Chief Bobnar whistles, the giant duck grabs Nooth and shakes him around] Look at that. Caught by the old bill.
Brian
Ah, Bryan. That's comedy bronze. Well done, my friend.
Lord Nooth [the giant duck keeps shaking Nooth around, the Schnookels are flying, and the Bronze people rejoice]
Ah! My lovely Schnookels! [falls to the ground, then the bronze plate fell on his head, causing him to faint]
Bronze Elderly Woman
[catches her dinner plate]
Ooh, refund!
Queen Oofeefa
That should remind him of the pecking order, eh?
Queen Oofeefa
Oh, and, caveman, I think this is yours. [gives trophy to Dug] Symbol of a game sent from heaven.
Thank you, your...bronze chiefness.
Queen Oofeefa
And now I believe it's time you went home. [Dug looks up] To your valley.
