Right, gather 'round, grab a spear.
T Treebor
(grabs a spear)
Oh, it's pointy.
M Magma
Oh, Treebor, just get over there.
Mr. Rock coming hunting today?
Oh yeah. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Morning, Asbo. Change your underpants today?
Asbo Yep. Changed them with Thongo, Chief. Champion!
Thongo grunts in agreement
Gravelle (with her arm raised): Chief?
When I put my arm up, it hurts.
Well, don't do it, then. (notices Grubup biting Eemak's leg) Grubup, don't eat that. That's Eemak.
G Grubup
Yum. (chuckles)
Eemak speaks in Proto-Indo-European
(passing out Real Bronzio cards)
Make no mistake, these are the best players bronze can buy.
Asbo They're like ginormous, great, big footballing...giants!
Oh, there's no way we can beat such a great team!
They may be great, but what they're not is a team. They're 11 players who each think they're the star. That's their weakness. And that's how you can beat them.
Goona's right. They may be better players than us, but we have something they don't.
No, Barry, not moss. We got each other. And if we work together, then maybe we can do this.
Gonna start without us, Dug?
Chief, we can't play this game.
What, because of a few paintings?
(gasps)
So you know about those terrible pictures?
They are terrible. I can draw better than that. But that's all they are: pictures. Is this lot that counts? You were right, Dug. I thought we were just rabbit hunters. Well, not anymore. You've shown me that. Who's playing with Dug for the valley?
other tribespeople cheer
Asbo Champion!
It's what Mr. Rock would've wanted.
We challenge the champions! (he stabs the field with a trident near Jurgend's feet.)
Jurgend scoffs
Right, gather 'round, grab a spear.
T Treebor
[grabs a spear]
Oh, it's pointy.
M Magma
Oh, Treebor, just get over there.
Mr. Rock coming hunting today?
Oh yeah. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Morning, Asbo. Change your underpants today?
Asbo Yep. Changed them with Thongo, Chief. Champion!
[Thongo grunts in agreement] Gravelle [with her arm raised]: Chief?
When I put my arm up, it hurts.
Well, don't do it, then. [notices Grubup biting Eemak's leg] Grubup, don't eat that. That's Eemak.
[Eemak speaks in Proto-Indo-European]
Exactly. Uh, right.
[shoulder-bumps Mr. Rock]
Shh!
[clears throat]
We give thanks for our valley, our home, this precious ground which sustains us and gives us shelter from the Badlands. [Dug breathes deeply] May we live in peace, balance, and harmony with our forest and all the creatures we share it with. [puts his hands together] Right, let's go kill something! [the cavemen cheer]
